TRAWNA (GOSH Wine News Services) In a stunning reversal of Liberal party policy, the Government of Ontario, A Have-Not Province, today announced new ground rules for the infamous "Cellared in Canada" wine program in this province.
While the current program is scheduled to end in 2014, it will be brought back again in 2015. Complete details are not yet known, but through our collective sources (aka Miffed Mole), we can confirm that the Cellared in
What we know is this: there will be a re-branding of the 2015 product in support of the Pan-American Games. These wines will be known as "Cellared in Pan-America", and there will be a larger, more prominent typeface/font.
Apparently, there will also be a "Reserve" series labelled, "Pan-American Wine Proudly Cellared in
Allegedly, the Government of British Columbia is on-board with this new development which they see as payback for the support that
Both provinces will supposedly endorse a unified Cellared in Pan-America wine blending program, with the wine in every bottle to come from
Said a spokesperson for the LCBO, A Crown Corporation: "We had no idea this was coming. We've already spent scores of taxpayer dollars to correct signage, to engage the locavores to buy local, to get brands into every store. What more do they want from us?"
Fruit Wines of Ontario is now looking at incorporating some mango and papaya fruit wine into Freggie, its flagship Cellared in
Brett Grimsby is investigating this flagrant breach of existing legislation: questions are being asked about personal lifestyles and benefits intruding into blended
More on this story as it unfolds