TRAWNA – (GOSH Wine News Services) – GOSH has just learned that the "ladies who lunch" in
As their recessionary money runs out, the matrons need to do something: can they pull their kids out of private institutions? Can they pawn their furnishings? Stop buying at McEwan's? Fire the staff? Cut back on gardening? Renege on club memberships? Default on the mortgaged cottage?
No, but they can do something that will make them pin money and make the city clean at the same time. Their operation will be open to all of the residents of Trawna.
The whole thing began when the so-called "Bag" Ladies of Rosedale merged with the so-called "Bottle" Blonds of Forest Hill to form a profitable alliance. The Bottle Blonds were fed up with having to slink into a beer store to return their wine bottle empties for a 20 cent deposit. "It's so demeaning," said one blond. On the other hand, the Bag Ladies, not bothered by the clientele in beer stores, were embarrassed to have to pay a nickel for plastic bags to be reused for garbage. "It's so demeaning", said one bag lady.
So an exchange began between the two groups.
And now, Trawna residents will be able to help out the ladies who lunch by trading value for value: four clean plastic bags for one clean empty wine bottle, or vice versa.
This brilliant conception of an exchange should reward the ladies who lunch as they can spend more of their time on profit-making projects.
Sources say that the
The exchanges are open to all consumers in the City of
More on this story as the locations emerge…
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