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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

GOSH Wine News Service closes until Jan 10, 2010

TRAWNA – (GOSH Wine News Services) – GOSH wishes to advise its subscribers that it will not be publishing over the upcoming Holiday Period. We will return January 10, 2010, with more meaningful truths and deceptions.


GOSH, though not reporting over this period, will continue to work night and day on your behalf, covering the Ontario wine industry for all of its malfeasances. Brett Grimsby and Miffed Mole are currently investigating over a half dozen stories which will all play out over the next few months.


Remember, GOSH was FIRST in breaking the news this year on –


  • The LCBO sponsorship of VANOC 2010
  • Tiger Woods buying a winery and making "Cellared in Canada" wines
  • The public awareness of the stretch water component of CIC wines
  • Re-branding Cellared in Canada wines.
  • The LCBO's new red wine policy for summer.
  • The impact of PETG (People for the Ethical Treatment of Grapes]
  • Prince Charles endorsing a CIC wine named "Camilla"
  • Freggie™ and VegFru™
  • Jim Sillyballs relocating a Cellared in Canada wine to Hamilton
  • Iceland laying claim to the term "Icewine" for the EU
  • The bottle - bag exchange and the 4 to 1 ratio.
  • Michael Jackson's new Cellared in Canada wine, "Moonwalk"
  • CanWest producing a magazine devoted to Cellared in Canada wines.
  • And more!


There were 55 stories in all, and we were there to BREAK every last one of them. No wonder we won a SPIFFY Award in the Fall of 2009.


May you all have a politically correct but insincere Holistic Holiday Period.




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