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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

BREAKING NEWS FLASH...Freggie(TM) to launch new blends...

BREAKING NEWS:  This just in...
Freggie(TM) has announced that it will be  selling a special cuvee just in time for the Rosh Hashanah period. GOSH Wine News Services has confirmed that one of the two blends to be made available will be 70% Concord grapes with 30% Jersusalem artichokes (and, of course, due to VQA legislation, it is not eligible for the "Made in Ontario, A Have-Not Province" designation - that wouldn't be kosher).
However, the makers of Freggie(TM) anticipate greater sales of the other blend, 70% Jersusalem artichokes with 30% Concord grapes because it is eligible to state on the label, "100% Ontario, A Have-Not Province, vegetable and fruit juices".
Neither blend will include the dreaded and secretive stretch water component.
This launch is expected to be at the Bell Lightbox next Thursday, in time for the TIF(TMF's Midnight Madness event...

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