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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Ford Pinto`s Agenda

This just in, to GOSH Wine News Services --
We have just learned that Ford Pinto`s agenda, on which he has been beaverishly working in preparation for the day when he assumes office, will contain, among other things, the addition of "gravy" to the all-fruit, all-vegetable Freggie(TM) wine. This version of Freggie(TM) will only be available for sale within the City of Toronto as it offends both PETA and vegans, prime targets of Ford Pinto.
Freggie (TM) Toronto Subway Train, as it will be known, will be marketed as "Freggie(TM) Train:  the gravy taste drinkers can't wait to finish"
The gravy train aspect of Freggie(TM) has been widely rumoured for some time, since it is the leading all-fruit, all-vegetable wine in Ontario and hence susceptible to smear and negative marketing campaigns.
More on this story after the announcement of Ford Pinto's agenda...

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