GOSH/Foxy announces another successful year

TRAWNA - (GOSH Wine News Services) - The GOSH Wine News Services and Foxy
Wine News Network completes yet another stunning and successful year in
promoting the alcohol business in Ontario, in co-operation with the Liberal
Control of Beverages in Ontario, A Clown, er, Clone, er Crown Corporation of
A Have-Not Province Run by The Grate McGinty. Our shareholders are extremely
happy.

What did we accomplish this year? In yet another stunning upset, GOSH Wine
News Services had swept the Barcelona Biennale 2011 SPIFFY Awards for bold
and beautiful false and fake news

Breaking stories appeared on the Foxy Wine News Network and the Canadian
Wine Hacks and Flacks Association -- stories about the former
CellaredInCanada wines, for example. Our spoofs and parodies for 2011
totalled about 50, and have been acknowledged as some of the sharpest, most
penetrating false news in recent history, although the issues on which the
spoofs are based are real.

Top investigative journalism led to coverage of the LCBO now selling
wine at their Ontario stores in Euros, Robert Parker changing his wine
scoring system, exclusive sales of wine in Ontario via Twitter, the Master
of Wine Writing designation and MWW courses, and the purchase of the LCBO by
RIM.

More recently, GOSH and Foxy uncovered the Robert M. Parker Jr.
Retirement and Farewell Tour, the LCBO being slammed by Black Friday sales,
finding rogue vineyards in Niagara, the PIIGS Bake Sale and Fundraiser in
Ontario, and announcing the signing of the provinvial auditor as a freelance
writer for GOSH.

All stories may be found at the leading wine satire site on the planet
http://fauxvoixvincuisine.blogspot.com.

Dean Tudor is President and CEO of Gothic Epicures Writing, an
empire-building food and wine consultancy specializing in Restructuring and
Dragons. His next Restructuring campaign is to re-brand the Cellared in
Canada ICB wines as "Partially Parked in Canada".

PS: Don't forget the Christmas and Holiday shows at Foxy Wine News
Network -- "Snag It, Bag It, and Tag It" (guide to cheap Christmas wines),
"Mulled Wine Escapades", "LCBO Eggnog Special Competition", "Durham
Warehouse Christmas Show" (live), and "Bubbles, Not-the-Charmat Express
Hour".

Chimo! www.deantudor.com AND http://gothicepicures.blogspot.com