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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Book review, Pig Latin style

EVIEWRAY: OTAY ORKCAY ORyay OTNAY OTAY ORKCAY

OTAY ORKCAY ORyay OTNAY OTAY ORKCAY; aditiontray, omanceray, iencescay,
andyay ethay attlebay orfay ethay
ineway ottlebay (Ibnerscray, 2007, 278 agespay, ISBNyay 978-0-7432-9934-3,
$26USyay ardhay
overscay) isyay ybay Eorgegay may. Abertay, authoryay ofyay "Udgmentjay
ofyay Arispay" ayay ookbay ofyay ethay
yearay inyay 2006 orfay Ecanterday agazinemay. Andyay opefullyhay, isthay
urrentcay ookbay ootay
illway alsoyay ebay ayay Ookbay ofyay ethay Yearay. Ityay isyay ethay
irstfay eallyray ignificantsay ineway
ookbay otay omecay alongyay inyay uiteqay omesay imetay. Erehay isyay isthay
istoryhay ofyay ealingsay
ottlesbay, owhay orkcay asway iscoveredday, owhay orkscay areyay ademay,
andyay ywhay orkscay areyay
ossiblypay ethay estbay andyay ostmay effectiveyay oppersstay ofyay allyay.
Ifyay ityay erenway'tay orfay ethay
ATCAY andyay orinechlay ompoundscay, ifelay ouldway ebay ollyjay. Utbay
ityay isnyay'tay. Abertay oesgay
intoyay ethay easonsray orfay orkcay'say uddensay iseray inyay 2,4,6,-ATCAY
evelslay, asyay ellway asyay
otheryay orinechlay oodiesgay. Odernizationmay ashay illedkay ethay oldyay
ashionedfay orkcay.
Irstfay, ethay ustymay astetay andyay ellsmay omfray ATCAY'say eactionray
otay
orine-as-sterlizerchlay. Econdsay, oxidationyay esultedray omfray ethay
ewnay ottlingbay
ineslay, ichwhay emandedday eedspay orfay efficiencyyay (eythay utpay
iliconesay inishesfay onyay
orkscay inyay orderyay otay uicklyqay ealsay ayay ottlebay, utbay ethay
inishfay eatedcray apsgay
allowingyay ineway otay ebay exposedyay otay airyay). Othbay ofyay esethay
increaseyay efectiveday inesway
otay aboutyay 15% ofyay ethay otaltay. Yetay aboutyay 10% isyay ethay
ofitpray arginmay, andyay ineriesway
ostlay oneymay erehay. Abertay examinesyay ethay Ortuguesepay orkcay
industryyay, ithway itsyay acklay
ofyay ualityqay ontrolcay inyay ethay earlyyay 1970say afteryay ethay
evolutionray. Ehay ookslay atyay ewnay
osuresclay uchsay asyay asticplay orkscay andyay Orqcay, assglay, ewscray
apscay (andyay ethay ariousvay
inerslay eedednay), andyay Orkszay. Ethay irstfay esttay ofyay ewscray
apscay orfay ineway asway atyay
Avisday inyay 1950. Essentiallyyay, oughthay, ityay allyay amecay ownday
otay arketingmay. Asticplay
orkscay ereway oremay acceptableyay otay onsumerscay anthay ewscray apscay -
andyay eythay illstay
areyay. Erethay isyay ayay oncludingcay ibliographybay (utbay onay endyay
otesnay) andyay anyay indexyay.

Audienceyay andyay evellay ofyay useyay: eoplepay owhay ikelay otay eadray
aboutyay ineway andyay ethay
industryyay.

Omesay interestingyay oryay unusualyay actsfay: ATCAY asway irstfay
identifiedyay andyay amednay inyay
1981. Ayay olutionsay asway ossiblepay, utbay Abertay ayssay atthay ethay
Ortuguesepay ignoredyay
ethay oblempray, opinghay atthay ityay ouldway ogay awayyay. Eythay ereway
alsoyay afraidyay atthay ifyay
eythay examinedyay eirthay orkscay, ootay anymay ofyay ethay orkscay ouldway
ebay ejectedray.

Ethay ownsideday otay isthay ookbay: ayay ewfay igglingnay errorsyay (Allgay
oldsay Eartyhay Urgundybay
atyay etailray inyay ive-gallonfay ugsjay? Aybemay 5 itrelay ugsjay. Intay
apsulescay? Aybemay eadlay
apsulescay orfay ayay 1961 Andgray Ucray Ordeauxbay. Andyay
othersyay...Alsoyay, erethay asway onay
entionmay ofyay ethay "Ieslingray ithway ayay Isttway Ampaigncay". Ethay
indexyay isyay otnay asyay
omprehensivecay asyay oneyay ouldway opehay. Ifyay youay antedway otay
owknay aboutyay Ewnay Ealandzay
ewcapscray activitiesyay (andyay erethay areyay otway olewhay apterschay
onyay isthay), youay'day evernay
owknay omfray ethay indexyay incesay erethay isyay onay entryyay orfay Ewnay
Ealandzay oryay anyyay
initiativesyay. Ityay ashay allyay eenbay ocatedlay ithinway ethay
"ewcapscray" entryyay, ichwhay isyay ayay
onglay eriessay ofyay ub-entriessay.

Ethay upsideyay otay isthay ookbay: ayay ell-writtenway, ascinatingfay
accountyay ofyay anyay
engrossingyay ubjectsay.

Ualityqay/Icepray Atingray: 98.

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