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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

CanWest's Cellared in Canada magazine, contents Winter 2010

TRAWNA – (GOSH Wine News Services) – CanWest today released the table of contents for its upcoming Winter 2010 magazine, "Cellared in Canada Food and Drink Magazine":

 

**Proper Sanitation: how to handle CIC wines BEFORE you wash your hands.

 

**Fashion: How to look lovely in Cellared in Canada screw tops == headware for social functions.

 

**Proper Sanitation: how to handle CIC wines AFTER you wash your hands.

 

**Cellared in Canada: cellared wine or debasement wine?

 

**"This Cellared in Canada Wine Not from Earth" claims space expert.

 

**Cellared in Canada: cellared or bargain basement wine?

 

**Proper Sanitation: how to handle CIC wines INSTEAD of washing your hands.

 

**Cellared in Canada Wines that whine: we rate the noise

 

We cannot wait for the Spring issue...

 

 
 

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