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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Freggie unleashes second wine this week

TRAWNA – (GOSH Wine News Services) – The GOSH Wine News team has learned that Freggie™, the all-fruit and all-vegetable Ontario wine, is poised to release its SECOND top-secret wine in honour of the newly elected Council of the City of Toronto.


Last week it was announced that "Gravy Stain" would be forthcoming. Later this week, its new partner will be known as "Pinko".


The secret blend embraces raspberry juice, beet juice, and a dollop of Cherry juice. It will be sold at the Liberal Control of Beverages in Ontario, A Clown, er, Clone, er, Crown Corporation of a Have-Not Province.


Freggie™ has advised that the wine must be stocked on the left side of the shelves.


More on this story as it evolves…




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