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Sunday, November 21, 2010


TRAWNA -- (GOSH Wine News Services) -- CLARIFICATION NOTICE to hold off any potential law suits:
-- GOSH Wine News Services wishes to issue a CLARIFICATION to its CORRECTION notice dated  November 19, 2010.
We  had originally said: "Over the next five years to 2015, unfortunately, the price of VQA wines will continue to climb by 46%. This has been confirmed."
To CLARIFY -- this has NOT been confirmed. Our egg whites did not clarify this muddled statement from our insider sources.
There is every possibility that the numbers were reversed, and that VQA wines COULD increase at the phenomenal rate of 64% over the next five years. What has been confirmed is that the price of VQA wines will NOT increase 5% over the next 46 or 64 years.
GOSH Wine News Services wishes to apologize and grovel for any inconvenience that its CORRECTION notice had caused. We promise to do better -- until the next time.
More on this story as we strictly monitor our insider sources...

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