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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

NEWS ALERT: CORRECTION to CLARIFICATION re: CORRECTION Notice on VQA wine prices.

NEWS ALERT -- NEWS ALERT -- NEWS ALERT
 
!!!!!!!!!! -- FOUR BELLS -- FOUR BELLS -- !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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GOSH Wine News Services wishes to issue a CORRECTION NOTICE to the CLARIFICATION NOTICE (Nov 21) of CORRECTION NOTICE of Nov 19: re changing VQA wine prices over the next five years.
 
GOSH  had said -- "We  had originally said: "Over the next five years to 2015, unfortunately, the price of VQA wines will continue to climb by 46%. This has been confirmed." To CLARIFY -- this has NOT been confirmed. Our egg whites did not clarify this muddled statement from our insider sources. There is every possibility that the numbers were reversed, and that VQA wines COULD increase at the phenomenal rate of 64% over the next five years. What has been confirmed is that the price of VQA wines will NOT increase 5% over the next 46 or 64 years."
 
It turns out that we NO LONGER have any "muddled"  insider sources -- they fled.
 
GOSH Wine News Services wishes to apologize and grovel for any inconvenience that its CLARIFICATION NOTICE to the CORRECTION NOTICE of Nov 19, 2010 had caused. We promise to do better -- until the next time.
 
More on this story as we continue to monitor the situation ...
 
 
 

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